The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...