Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...