Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...