Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...