A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...