Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...