Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!