The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.