Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...