Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....