Give chocolate pudding
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Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...