20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...