Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...