The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...