The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...