Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.