What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....