The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...