Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...