What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...