Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...