A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...