…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...