A mosque-ito!
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Satanic Barney Proof
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Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Things not to say during sex!
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Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Taking the final exam
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