Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....