A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
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A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...