WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...