Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...