12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...