A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...