Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...