Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...