Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...