A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Leather jacket
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Choo-Choo!
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The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
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The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
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Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...