Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...