The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...