Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...