Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...