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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
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The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...