Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...