Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!