Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...