Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.