Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...