Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.