Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...