Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!