Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...