Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...