Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...